somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
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I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
Boobs speak an international language.
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I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
You ate ashes out of my bong
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
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