meet me in the bathroom in 10 mins.
wait what? who are you hooking up with in the bathroom?!
aww shit wrong text.
I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
You ruined the universe
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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