On valentines day I took a girl on a date that I suspect was homeless
Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
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