so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
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You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
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I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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