Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
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Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
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I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
I look excited, but its just a facade.
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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