Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
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Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
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I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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