:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
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And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
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if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
How does one acquire holy water?
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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