Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
I woke up with dick mouth, a raw vagina, an empty bottle of vodka and the best man next to me. I also found my thong by the pool. Best.Wedding.Ever.
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So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
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its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
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