It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
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