Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
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