What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
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You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
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Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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