i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
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we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
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btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
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