I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
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Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
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1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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