i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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