so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
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she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
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She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
The shower rod just came down while I was pooping. I caught it though and the curtain stayed on, so I'm not sure if it's a good or bad omen for the rest of my day
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