A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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