I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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