i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
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