people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
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Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
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I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
there is glitter all over my balls
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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