the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
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Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
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Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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