I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
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It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
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I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
Randomize