i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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