tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
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