so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
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Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
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the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Someone put a huge skyy vodka bottle in our washing machine. My roommate didn't see it and ran it. The washing machine split in two. #life
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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