Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
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