Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
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