You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
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