Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
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You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
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That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
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