you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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