Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
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In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
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Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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