So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
I just crop dusted the hot FedEx guy delivering my business cards...then asked him "Was that you?" How the fuck am I allowed to be an adult?
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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