I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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