dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
only you would photoshop your dick
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
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