Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
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It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
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I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
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