whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
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4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
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I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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