Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
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how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
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It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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