spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
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Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
Just promise me we won't die tonight. I can't have an autopsy report that reads "stomach contents: Tequila and semen."
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
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Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
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are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
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