she woke up with a sticky ear
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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