Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
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