Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
if your phone is working sorry i called you at 2am. if it is not then i never called your phone at 2am
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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