So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
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he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
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I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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