I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist.
I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
It's never too late to be topless.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
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He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
Randomize