You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
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