So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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