Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
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