Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
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You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
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I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Apparently "Do you want me to ruin your day now or later?" is not a good way to tell someone you're pregnant and it's theirs.
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
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