covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
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