K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
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