dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
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What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
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My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
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