was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
Note to self: when drunk try to remember that ctrl, alt and dance doesnt exist on a keyboard.
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i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
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I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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