remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
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